tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69679668391102235772024-03-13T19:29:59.188-07:00Behind The Orange Apron - Home Depot HumorLawrence Younghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16716525107899829360noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6967966839110223577.post-60784051766985363732013-09-06T09:39:00.003-07:002013-09-07T14:36:04.008-07:00Excuse me.. Do you have any four by twos ?Excuse me... Do you have any 4 by 2s ?<br />
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Yep, you heard me right. He wanted some 4 x 2s... so i said "yes sir, they are right down here by the 2 x 4s"<br />
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"How long would you like them" i asked.<br />
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In his infinite wisdom, he said... "Well, i'm buildin a house, so i reckon im gonna need em fer a long time"<br />
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(I sure hope he was messin with me !)<br />
Blog courtesy of Mr. David Kidder, Real Estate Agent Extraordinaire.Lawrence Younghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16716525107899829360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6967966839110223577.post-73211261192894527802013-09-06T09:18:00.001-07:002013-09-06T09:18:12.842-07:00I Need some Blinds for my Window...I had a customer the other day who needed blinds cut for her window. (Home Depot will cut them to size in just minutes)<br />
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So I asked her if she had the measurements of the window.<br />
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She promptly help up her smart phone and showed me a picture of the window in question.<br />
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REALLY??? <br />
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"Here's you're sign"Lawrence Younghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16716525107899829360noreply@blogger.com0